Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 04, 2022
Transcript:
Coach Tippit: Edith, I understand some people advocate helmets for soccer players...and as a goalie you're exposed to more hard shots than other positions, but this may be a bit too innovative. Edith: I'm channeling the Nordic warrior-goddess Brunhilde, Dad. Coach Tippit: Well, you need to change to a soccer channel.
Maybe Edith should wear a helmet without horns. That way, the ball won’t pop.