Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 04, 2024
Transcript:
Edith: Your epee will last longer if it has a slight "C" bend to it. Most bend it down. Some bend it up. Be careful who you lend your weapon to, or you might end up with an "S" bend - very bad. And for heaven's sake, don't lend you epee to this kid, Jonathon. Edith Tippit's guide to fencing.
That Jonathan kid must have gone through a lot of epees.