Close to Home by John McPherson for September 14, 2008
September 13, 2008
September 15, 2008
Transcript:
Teenager: Mom! Boy: No! Noise: Bam! Bam! Bam! Mom: I can't get no, satis-fac-shun! Boy: Aaaah! Noise: Crunch. Ginny Detz: made eye contact with teenager at mall. Judy Whalen: put 1/8th too much peanut butter on PB + J sandwich. Lois Ortega: sang in front of teenage daughter and friends. Callie Sullivan: mistakenly bought cheddar-flavored goldfish snacks instead of pizza-flavored.
Yeah. Hell doesn’t want them.