Close to Home by John McPherson for April 20, 2009

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Four windows (from left to right, top to bottom) WHITE HOUSE GETS NEW HAMSTER! THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, OBAMA HAS EXCLUSIVELY USED 10W-40 MOTOR OIL! WHERE THE PRESIDENT BUYS HIS DENTAL FLOSS! AN INTERVIEW WITH THE SECOND COUSIN OF MICHELLE OBAMA'S FIRST PEDICURIST! The media continues its blitz of all things Obama