Close to Home by John McPherson for December 20, 2009

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    I raised turkeys for a long time and all you do is make some noise and they follow you right up to the slaughterhouse door.

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    ArtyG  almost 15 years ago

    If you’ve ever been to a turkey ranch and looked out at a sea of white feathered birds and thousands of red gobbling heads you realize the farmer’s biggest challenge: naming them!

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    battycomic Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Welcome to The Tin Man’s Turkey Farm!

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    mrslukeskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    Don’t people eat prime rib and lasagna for Christmas? How much turkey can you stand 2 months in a row?

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    No, those are for Armour turkey products.

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    BigGreenBooger  almost 15 years ago

    Wow, all the stuff you ever did not want to know about but were force-fed by a member of this site who seems to post too much and rambles on a lot.

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