Close to Home by John McPherson for January 19, 2010

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    jo_c_fus  almost 15 years ago

    They spent about the same amount on the severance package as they did on those drapes.

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    fredbuhl  almost 15 years ago

    An AK-47 would be more satisfying.

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    ben_david  almost 15 years ago

    Or maybe that could be a way of advancement up the corporate ladder.

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    NoBrandName  almost 15 years ago

    What a brilliant idea! Fire a guy, give him a (possibly non-lethal) weapon, and tell him to use it! What could possibly go wrong? XD

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    jlerner Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Inflatable Blago punch-dolls? “I’d buy that for a dollar!”

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    catqueen  almost 15 years ago

    Do we have to wait till we’re fired?

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    GeeDee Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    How about 1 smack at the real CEO?

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    that blowup doll looks like the building manager where i used to work,

    i would have liked to have smacked him a time or three

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    mrslukeskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    There should be one in every break room everywhere, for use on a regular basis. Call it “mental health management”.

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    wickedguitarplayer68  almost 15 years ago

    why don’t they just let them do it to the real boss, I’m sure that everyone at that office wants to do that…

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