"As part of our severance package, you're allowed to take three smacks at this blow-up doll of the company CEO."
They spent about the same amount on the severance package as they did on those drapes.
An AK-47 would be more satisfying.
Or maybe that could be a way of advancement up the corporate ladder.
What a brilliant idea! Fire a guy, give him a (possibly non-lethal) weapon, and tell him to use it! What could possibly go wrong? XD
Inflatable Blago punch-dolls? “I’d buy that for a dollar!”
Do we have to wait till we’re fired?
How about 1 smack at the real CEO?
that blowup doll looks like the building manager where i used to work,
i would have liked to have smacked him a time or three
There should be one in every break room everywhere, for use on a regular basis. Call it “mental health management”.
why don’t they just let them do it to the real boss, I’m sure that everyone at that office wants to do that…
August 21, 2015
jo_c_fus almost 15 years ago
They spent about the same amount on the severance package as they did on those drapes.
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
An AK-47 would be more satisfying.
ben_david almost 15 years ago
Or maybe that could be a way of advancement up the corporate ladder.
NoBrandName almost 15 years ago
What a brilliant idea! Fire a guy, give him a (possibly non-lethal) weapon, and tell him to use it! What could possibly go wrong? XD
jlerner Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Inflatable Blago punch-dolls? “I’d buy that for a dollar!”
catqueen almost 15 years ago
Do we have to wait till we’re fired?
GeeDee Premium Member almost 15 years ago
How about 1 smack at the real CEO?
bald almost 15 years ago
that blowup doll looks like the building manager where i used to work,
i would have liked to have smacked him a time or three
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
There should be one in every break room everywhere, for use on a regular basis. Call it “mental health management”.
wickedguitarplayer68 almost 15 years ago
why don’t they just let them do it to the real boss, I’m sure that everyone at that office wants to do that…