Close to Home by John McPherson for March 31, 2010

Nah…..

It comes with a celebrity endorsement from Cerberus, the original Greek canine.

I think that dog needs to go on a diet worse than he needs Grecian Canine Formula…

Just get a white dog. They look at 12 like they did as a baby.

His back legs look awful stumpy to me………Wonder if he has had complications due to diabetes also (?)

nah, his legs look short cuz he is soooooo fat

For dogs, huh? Do they mean the one in yellow or the thing that looks like a four-legged bean-bag?

I think this is a saggy-dog story.

looks like a beer-belly

I don’t think dogs have to worry about age discrimination.