Close to Home by John McPherson for April 05, 2010

And our friends on the East coast are sadly in need of these….

Does the horn honk or quack?

I enjoyed watching cars stall out last week. Lets see, water 3 feet, distributor 2 feet.” Hang on Marge, I’m gonna go for it.” ” Do you think I should take the mountain or the river road?” “Gee, I now see we are in a flood plain on the map. Wonder why Insure for Less never mentioned it?” “Get my Shad pole. The Connecticut River ain’t all that’s flowing.” “Hey Marge, you wanted a new sofa? Get a boat hook.”

and if you squeeze his head , he honks

hm, as a matter of fact, if you squeeze ANYbody’s little head, you’ll get a honk

and with aflac you get a discount for this safety feature

is that car dealer the unknown jonas brother?

You have to be a loon to drive one of those.

Hey! It’s a Rhode Island Red (and yellow).

It’s take an amphibian to lunch day.

Like Walt Kelly before him, John McPherson has been known to memorialize friends in his comics.

Dodge’s competitor, Duck.

Will they float a loan for the thing?