Close to Home by John McPherson for August 17, 2010

Something that liable to get Jake shot, I’d say..

Just being on Facebook ought to be a crime.

Unfortunately, mentioning that your mother is an escaped cop killer on your Facebook wall is probably not a good idea.

Roland the headless Thompson gunner… The eternal Thompson gunner still wandering through the night Now it’s ten years later but he still keeps up the fight In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland’s Thompson gun and bought it

Looks like my old neighborhood.

Now SHEIK Be fair. Mr Hearst spent his hard printed money on lawyers and psychiatrists who proved that poor Patty had Stockholm’s Syndrome on top of an irresistible genetic need for money. The prosecution claim of a spoiled rich kid with no regard for others or life was blown apart when patty testified that her M-16 had no bullets. Who you going to believe, eyewitnesses and film or a sweet little daddy’s girl? Wasn’t she cute?

“Free donuts, If you got the guts, punk!”

Lewreader–you’ll need to complain to Warren Zevon about the lyrics Sheik posted.

He purchased ammonium nitrate on Farmville.

CATQUEEN** Loved Warren Zevon. I don’t think my satire is far removed from his.