Close to Home by John McPherson for October 08, 2010
October 07, 2010
October 09, 2010
Transcript:
Police officer: Ok. Now, while you're doing all that, I want you to recite the periodic table of elements backwards. Man: Uhh... Many police forces are toughening their stance against alcohol-impaired drivers.
johnparadox about 14 years ago
From The Man With Two Brains…..
taker48 about 14 years ago
Okay, that’s it, arrest me although I’m not drunk I’m also not a scientist
interceptor about 14 years ago
“AND tell me their atomic weights.”
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Alphabetically, or according to their atomic numbers?
LADYKEYS43 about 14 years ago
I’M LOCKED UP AND THEY WON’T LET ME OUT!!!!
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
LADYKEYS43, is your cage made of steel, strontium, titanium, chromium, or is it carbon based?
bald about 14 years ago
and i never took chemistry
glad i quit drinking
napaeric about 14 years ago
He is going to flunk the field test, if he doesn’t blow the breath test he may be OK. Oops, he does have to blow the breath test…
Its complicated
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Even Rob Paulson couldn’t do that.
Palyke about 14 years ago
All that test gets you is that over half the population would flunk.
Creniere about 14 years ago
Half? Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa….!