Close to Home by John McPherson for January 05, 2011

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    Mine’s going to have a rear window with changeable signs for the people I just cut off or who are tailgating or whom I just want to annoy.

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    Well, mine won’t be a pincushion

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Lousy archers–not one of them hit a tire or the driver.

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    valkryor  almost 14 years ago

    @algurka

    They’re not used to moving targets.

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    angelfiredragon  almost 14 years ago

    Where I live you have to be very careful about cutting people off, there is so much road rage it doesn’t even make the news anymore. Recently someone who was cut off followed the driver home, rammed their car 6 or so times with his truck then yanked the driver our and beat him senseless until he went to the hospital.

    He was sentenced to 3 months in jail because due to current economic conditions the prisons are overloaded, and only major offenders are kept in. Everyone else is let out, this guy was let out and vanished without paying one cent in restitution. Let me just say I am very careful about who I cut off, you never know who might be one of those people now.

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    angelfiredragon  almost 14 years ago

    Oh yeah forgot to mention he was an illegal with no insurance too, but the state didn’t deport him cause it’s not their job. He’s probably still out there driving around.

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    James Hopkins  almost 14 years ago

    It could be worse, it could have been the Olympic Rifle Team.

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    Rodney99  almost 14 years ago

    Was the car a Plymouth Arrow by any chance?

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    dfowensby  almost 14 years ago

    aggressive driver neutralizing, 101: always remember: no witnesses, use full metal jacket ammo, use a revolver .357 magnum or greater, and pull out the light bulb in your rear license plate holder (a little smear of grease in a critical alpha-numeric position would help, too). fun on the interstate…

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