Close to Home by John McPherson for August 14, 2011
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Dad's diner Graham crackers with jelly $7.95 Bread w/ an egg on it $5.95 Cheetos and mustard $5.45 Banana with peanut butter $6.25 English muffin w/ ketchup $5.75 Scrambled pop tarts $7.50 Pickles n chips $6.70 Boiled hot do $5.50 Pretzels and root beer $6.25 Mashed Doritos $7.00
Now, this is really not fair. Remember that most chefs are male. My father was a great cook.