Close to Home by John McPherson for August 26, 2012

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Girl 1: You are destroying my life! Boy: Are you tryin' to kill me? I could've choked to death on these! Girl 2: Mom! Keep your head down! Bad moms of 2012. Kelly Zephyr: Would not Allow 15-year-old daughter to attend a 24-hour zombie festival 100 miles away. Stella Borg: Bought reduced-sugar cereal. Karen Vorsch: Allowed herself to be spotted by daughter's friends.