Close to Home by John McPherson for December 27, 2012

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    James Hopkins  almost 12 years ago

    The reward for chewing enough is more food. The penalty for not chewing enough is 10,000 volts of electricity.

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    interceptor  almost 12 years ago

    This must be mental mastication.

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    cdward  almost 12 years ago

    And for making sure they eat their beef, there’s the meat-o-meter.

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 12 years ago

    Apparently they get nothing to drink.

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    Fogger_man  almost 12 years ago

    I find this whole concept tough to swallow…

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    rnmontgomery  almost 12 years ago

    Junior went two over on his – he must be buckin for extra on his allowance.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 12 years ago

    what a bunch of maticators

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