Close to Home by John McPherson for March 17, 2013
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Transcript:
UM, EXCUSE ME. BURGLAR GUY? COULD YOU TAKE THE LAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM? I HATE THAT THING. AND THE CHINA SET IN THE KITCHEN CABINET CLASHES WITH OUR DRAPES, SO...
Husband: And while you’re at it, take the idiot I’m tied to!