Close to Home by John McPherson for September 01, 2014
August 31, 2014
September 02, 2014
Transcript:
Man in blue shirt: SHAMEFUL! Tried to pass off two similar socks as matching pair. Girl with pigtails: AHHHH! Chaperoned field trip and made eye contact with 13-year-old daughter. Man in orange shirt: No! Forgot that son likes only one slice of ham on sandwich, not two. Woman: You Cretin! Shrunk teen's sweater by 2.3 percent. Bad moms of 2014.
Worse: teach at the same high school your son attends and be the popular teacher. Mwah ha ha ha!