Close to Home by John McPherson for September 08, 2014
Transcript:
Kendra Dating Exam 1. If you are late bringing Kendra home from a date you should: a. Drop her off whenever, then run. b. Say that you were held captive by aliens for three hours. c. Call and let us know you will be a bit late. d. Sneak in the basement window and claim you were there the whole time.
How about “e. Make sure your health and life insurance are current.”