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Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die.Lord, I wanna go to heavenBut I don’t want to go tonight.Fill my boots up with sandPut a cold drink in my hand
Leroy over 9 years ago
LOL! I like it.
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die.Lord, I wanna go to heavenBut I don’t want to go tonight.Fill my boots up with sandPut a cold drink in my hand
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Oh, and a motion sensor voice recording so I can talk to all the “mourners”.
sneezykevina over 9 years ago
I told my wife I want Margarita’s at my funeral and dress me in a tie dye shirt.
jbduncan over 9 years ago
Have a party as you scatter my ashes.
J Short over 9 years ago
Once a Parrot Head, always a Parrot Head.
LeePIII Premium Member over 9 years ago
Do the cheapest possible thing (put me in a dumpster, if you can get away with it), and enjoy the money yourself. I won’t need it.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
lee Phillips: Medical schools can have me when all workable spare parts are distributed.
Toxicdave over 9 years ago
Pack my ashes with some fireworks and shoot them off.If I’m lucky, you’ll be looking up and then say, “Damn, I got some Dave in my eye”
chromosome Premium Member over 9 years ago
Reminds me of this: