Close to Home by John McPherson for July 31, 2015

It must be a hybrid . . .

Or is it a baby kachina?

Shouldn’t it be Nevada?

The aliens were on vacation…

He has his father’s antennae

She just doesn’t think he’ll believe she was touring with KISS.

Anchor baby.

awe…you love him just the same don’t you?

“Congratulations, Reg. It’s a…….. squid.”

A deformed Cabbage Patch Kid from the Hulk.

I always thought New Mexico was the place for alien abductions.

I don’t think she was in Utah!

Here are the 10 states with the most UFO sightings:

1. California: 11,092

2. Florida: 5,017

3. Washington: 4,951

4. Texas: 4,313

5. New York: 3,799

6. Illinois: 3,031

7. Arizona: 3,143

8. Ohio: 2,883

9. Michigan: 2,424

10. North Carolina: 2,247

The kid’s a legal alien.