Bought my first waterbed in the mid 80s before I got married. Had one for about 25 years (including the first 15 or so years of my marriage) until about four or five years ago when the wife somehow found someone getting rid of an air bed (primitive “Sleep Number” bed). Turns out I wound up with the leaking air mattress. I’m OK as long as I pump it up every so often. But I found waveless waterbed mattresses real early in the game. Even if you can find a waterbed source these days (are they even on line?), there’s no reason to sleep on a seasickness-inducing mattress. Would’ve been a funnier — and more relevant — joke in the 70s.
Jackie.Trades about 9 years ago
Who still has a waterbed?
Digital Frog about 9 years ago
I miss mine…it was killed by a lost earring.
spaced man spliff about 9 years ago
Puncture it and the bed wets you !!
J Short about 9 years ago
Wave him off.
Ubintold about 9 years ago
You mean he “were taken aback” ?
comixbomix about 9 years ago
Wow! Only 40 years late for this joke!
bdcharrelson about 9 years ago
I’ve been sleeping on a waterbed for past 45 years, until wife got tired of me waking her up when the old bladder calls. Joke is older than I am.
Pedmar Premium Member about 9 years ago
People still have those?
K M about 9 years ago
Bought my first waterbed in the mid 80s before I got married. Had one for about 25 years (including the first 15 or so years of my marriage) until about four or five years ago when the wife somehow found someone getting rid of an air bed (primitive “Sleep Number” bed). Turns out I wound up with the leaking air mattress. I’m OK as long as I pump it up every so often. But I found waveless waterbed mattresses real early in the game. Even if you can find a waterbed source these days (are they even on line?), there’s no reason to sleep on a seasickness-inducing mattress. Would’ve been a funnier — and more relevant — joke in the 70s.
manoloroco about 9 years ago
No. It´s the carpet.
YoungGeezer about 9 years ago
Not seasick. It is motion sickness.