Close to Home by John McPherson for November 05, 2015

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    Baarorso  almost 9 years ago

    Not only is that trap a good burglary deterrent, it also prevents your kids from unauthorized eloping with boy and girlfriends you don’t approve of! ;-D

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    nosirrom  almost 9 years ago

    Apex Security – let us redecorate your home with our fancy trappings.

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    Farside99  almost 9 years ago

    But wait, we’ll double your offer. Just pay an extra $49.95 for shipping and handling.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    I thought those things were recalled due to a tripping hazard..gopher and nosirrom : Apex, we bring out the predator in you.

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    If you step in it by mistake they give you half off.

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    Retired Dude  almost 9 years ago

    And sure to get you sued by any and all burglars.

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    angelfiredragon  almost 9 years ago

    Should be outside the window to stop peeping Toms and trespassers and buried under some leaves. Then you can move the body later to that pit you got in your back yard.

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    gooddavid  almost 9 years ago

    No springs to close it, no pan or other trigger to set it off, just a set of open jaws – like a lot of people I know.

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