Not only is that trap a good burglary deterrent, it also prevents your kids from unauthorized eloping with boy and girlfriends you don’t approve of! ;-D
Should be outside the window to stop peeping Toms and trespassers and buried under some leaves. Then you can move the body later to that pit you got in your back yard.
Baarorso about 9 years ago
Not only is that trap a good burglary deterrent, it also prevents your kids from unauthorized eloping with boy and girlfriends you don’t approve of! ;-D
nosirrom about 9 years ago
Apex Security – let us redecorate your home with our fancy trappings.
Farside99 about 9 years ago
But wait, we’ll double your offer. Just pay an extra $49.95 for shipping and handling.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
I thought those things were recalled due to a tripping hazard..gopher and nosirrom : Apex, we bring out the predator in you.
J Short about 9 years ago
If you step in it by mistake they give you half off.
Retired Dude about 9 years ago
And sure to get you sued by any and all burglars.
angelfiredragon about 9 years ago
Should be outside the window to stop peeping Toms and trespassers and buried under some leaves. Then you can move the body later to that pit you got in your back yard.
gooddavid about 9 years ago
No springs to close it, no pan or other trigger to set it off, just a set of open jaws – like a lot of people I know.