Seriously. Long ago and far away, while making one of my rare visits to a grocery store (my how times have changed) I thought I saw a girl (woman) that I knew. She was leaning over a meat counter picking through the wares. Being the rapscallion that I was, I walked up behind her and smacked her on the hind parts ( I swear I thought she was a woman I had “known”) . She was not amused, and I was almost more than mortified. I thought she was going to meat me, with a 10lb ham.
Leroy over 8 years ago
“Reality check in aisle 6. Reality check in aisle 6.”
Farside99 over 8 years ago
With his looks and brains, he’s more likely to get a Walmart queen to take notice of him.
J Short over 8 years ago
Gets some Romaine and make a bed of lettuce.
Joe Cooker Premium Member over 8 years ago
You better shop around
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Seriously. Long ago and far away, while making one of my rare visits to a grocery store (my how times have changed) I thought I saw a girl (woman) that I knew. She was leaning over a meat counter picking through the wares. Being the rapscallion that I was, I walked up behind her and smacked her on the hind parts ( I swear I thought she was a woman I had “known”) . She was not amused, and I was almost more than mortified. I thought she was going to meat me, with a 10lb ham.
Longplay Premium Member over 8 years ago
Very forward thinking.
xeacons over 8 years ago
I smell fish… oh wait, it’s just the seafood counter.
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
Sure fire way to not meet women Gary
SonnyVon over 8 years ago
Careful, ladies. Gary is in the seafood section because he has crabs. Meanwhile, there is a lady in the bread aisle with a yeast infection.
wildfiregal over 8 years ago
looks like his name should be Hugh…