Close to Home by John McPherson for October 29, 2017

At that point, I think I would just close the door.

>slam<

Tell her “sorry, can’t give you anything but a carrot.”

They will all say; “I got a rock.”

“I guess you’ll just have to take it away from them when you get home.”

Give them an all day sucker. That oughat keep ’em quiet for awhile.

Give them a quarter.

for some reason, sixty years ago there didn’t seem to be these kind of allergies around….

could it be we just weren’t aware?

My older brother was known to put ice cubes, or firecrackers in trick or treat bags; ah those were the days.

Just give them candy normally, and tell the mother, “You can sort out the allergies when you get home.”

Time to hand out brussells sprouts.

Another reason to stop this stupidity.

Beggars can’t be choosers. Go out and beg from others, you deserve what you get.

used to give out apples,but parents complained about the fear of razor blades, Keep your kids at home and watch charlie brown’s special