Close to Home by John McPherson for May 20, 2018

When your daughter looks as good as Abby does, maybe you should be happy she got a date!!!

That’s a way to someone’s attention!

Even if he didn’t play the “Jaws” theme, that speaker hanging from the ceiling is a dead giveaway he’s from an earlier generation.

Sweet idea! He must be a genius.

Maybe he’s got a thing for his own child and wants no competition? Yes, I know it’s a ‘toon, yes I know it’s a stereotype, but the meme came from somewhere (sadly).

Both of my parents were in the Marine Corp. I know how Abby feels.

Played at the start of every San Jose Sharks power play.

Both of the parents have that Innsmouth look to them. This is what happens when you attend the ice cream social at the Temple of Dagon.

I guess I did a good ‘Eddie Haskell’ because I was never threatened or intimidated by my date’s parents.

Forget about the boy.

I’d have an argument with Abby.

It looks like she’s wearing underwear.

“You’re NOT leaving the house looking like that, young lady!”