Close to Home by John McPherson for August 06, 2018

Now do Boring, Oregon

We don’t even want to see you try Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

It’s not all bad. They still have Blockbuster Video!

Whoa! Flashback!

That’s quite a stretch!

You can’t even earn straight A’s in school there.

That will drive you right around the bend.

I’m sure it’s around here somewhere…

is it located at the bend of a river?

You ought to see Onancock and Assawoman, Va.

They’ve really “got the hump”. (You have to be British)

It’s part of their bend but don’t break philosophy.

And I thought Peculiar, MO was strange.

So, if you leave Clancy’s and everything is straight, are you drunk? (I am assuming the name on the building is “Clancy’s” and that it is a bar)

Is the car a Mercedes?

At least it’s not Hell, Michigan.

Oh, you guys are GOOOOOOOD! xD

Considering what we are seeing politically from Oregon; everything should be bending to the left, not right.

This is where the curve ball was invented.

And of course, RITZville, WA

Bend used to be a nice little town. Too damn many Californians there now.