Close to Home by John McPherson for February 10, 2019

These days, that could be true!

One of the funniest episodes of Johnny Carson; years ago, was a lawyer who very seriously stood on the stage and played Stars and Stripes Forever with his hands and arm pit. The audience was roaring!

Great idea, but change your deodorant and you’ve got to retune.

I pit-tee that congregation.

I would pay to see that. A little.

Is this where the term ‘Orchestra Pit’ comes from?

That orchestra is the pits!

Full sets of handbells run $50,000 USD and higher.

And they named the band “Joyous Noise.”

Bell Choirs are the bane of my church going. Gawd, I hate them.

PLBBT has a nice ring to it. The sound of one hand clapper-ing?

Why can’t there be a “don’t like” button?

What song is that?