Close to Home by John McPherson for April 08, 2019

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    That’s OK, he’ll come around again and you can pick up the pieces on the stairs.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    SOMEONE PRESS THAT BIG RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That escalated quickly.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Looks like all the people around just staired at him!

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    Nate England  over 5 years ago

    One too many trips to Weight Watchers for this guy!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    A girl in the mall was dressed like a ghost and her costume got caught. People started crowding around the mother who was trying to release her. Not one of them would push the stop button. I was battering the ghouls away from the struggling mother and she managed to rip the material. People enjoy tragedy and want to see it first hand.

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    danholt  over 5 years ago

    Do multi level dept stores even exist any more?

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    A few years ago in Sears, Hubby and I got on a down escalator which had a sign at the top “no strollers or carts”. Of course, I thought this didn’t apply to moi and rested my shopper on the step. It got caught in the crack at the bottom and we couldn’t get it loose so Hubby pressed the big red button which brought the whole thing to a grinding halt. We extricated the shopper and slunk out of the store, hoping no one had noticed!

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    Is that the little alien on the cosmetics counter?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Wow, my fear for years suddenly realized before me in the comics. The horror! AAAAaaaahhh!. Hey, is that a dime? Wow, best day ever!

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    bobbyferrel  over 5 years ago

    Man, that’s gotta sting.

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    AVJ  over 5 years ago

    I just couldn’t laugh at this one – I get that sympathetic cringe feeling instead. While I lived near Boston a woman got her scarf caught coming out of the subway and was strangled to death before anyone could/did stop the escalator.

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    kodj kodjin  over 5 years ago

    Elevators can malfunction too. There was an incident in Houston several years ago when someone tried to squeeze into and elevator as the doors were closing and was decapitated! I’ve been much more cautious with elevators, ever since.

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    SheMc  over 5 years ago

    Enough to give a person nightmares!!!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I KNEW that would happen and I’m not just being paranoid!

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