Close to Home by John McPherson for April 13, 2019

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    no, you are the dinner.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    When the natives asked “we would like to have you for dinner” he ended up in some real hot water!

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    Mother Superior  over 5 years ago

    Mom better watch her grass skirt near the fire.

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    No! I said my NAME is Stew… Stewart Gumbo.

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    wirepunchr  over 5 years ago

    Don’t play with your food.

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    To Serve Man.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I can just hear what those kids are yelling: “Is dinner ready yet?”.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The spoon might taste of missionary pee.

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    sschardi  over 5 years ago

    Where do these natives who life in grass huts get a large metal pot? It seems every cannibal village has one.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I remember when I was young, if my mother made a cake she would let me lick the frosting off the electric beaters. And if she was in a good mood, she would shut them off first.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Mom: “Geez, when was the last time you took a bath? I didn’t even have to add bouillon cubes.”

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, the dog is safe for awhile, I guess. . . . :)

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Never new New Guinea natives were Caucasians.

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