Recent Comments

1. about 20 hours ago on Speed Bump

   I am old enough to remember phone booths – you know, the place you went to make a call in PRIVATE.

2. 9 days ago on Reality Check

   The shark’s name is Gippy Glynski. ;-)

3. 14 days ago on Speed Bump

   Subdivisions are named for what was destroyed in the building process.

4. 23 days ago on 1 and Done

   Some days the pressure of being a good boy is overwhelming.

5. 28 days ago on NEUROTICA

   Everybody poops.

6. 28 days ago on Loose Parts

   U.S: “We don’t need those extra, needless letters in our words.”

   U.K.: “They give the word character and style; we shall add extra, needless letters to our words.”

   France: “Tiens ma bière…”

7. 29 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Correctional Facility.

8. 30 days ago on Speed Bump

   If the corn telemarketer bothers me, I’ll give him an earful.

9. 30 days ago on Reality Check

   True story: a manager at work handed me a document once and said, “Sign here”. I wrote “Taurus” and handed it back. He never looked, and I never heard anything further.

10. 30 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

    The only books he has ever been known to hold is an upside down Bible used in a bizarre photo op, and whatever book he claims to have written that he may have held while trying to sell it.