Close to Home by John McPherson for November 16, 2019

Bleeb looks happy at someone else expense.

Castigation in the extreme!

This whole thing is going to come unraveled.

At least they had it on tape.

So what’s in the “arms?”

Well it was for a good gauze.

If he’s going to get shod at lease put socks on him first.

I loved that movie. Castaway.

Some bad puns this morning! It’s really King Tut!

I toed them they were wrong when they put the cast on in the first place.

Alright, folks. Let’s wrap this up…

Can somebody explain why this is even remotely funny?

Hopefully she’s talking to a roomful of folks who put casts on; not the folks who take them off.

That must have made using the bed pan a bit challenging. I have never actually seen anyone in a full body cast. I wonder if they do that anymore?

“OK class, can anyone tell what’s wrong with this picture?” “Well, for one thing, the patient was there for a hangnail.”

This begs the question: WHAT THE HEY-HECK DID THEY ATTACH THE IV TO?!?

I hate when that happens.

“Well Bleeb, it looks like we’re sendin’ ya in!”