Close to Home by John McPherson for March 30, 2020

Use that as tp and catch something worse than the virus.

Only in this panicked world would this comic be funny. And it is indeed almost hilarious. Almost snicker

Bleeb is like….. have at it boys!

I’ll take two rolls please

sigh *

That about wraps it up!

Mummy is not going to like this!

When we look back at this time in history no doubt the tp jokes will stand out. If we are here to look back.

Wow! Funny and topical. Well done. I have to admit, after touching that stuff I would wash my hands for 20 MINUTES.

I’m selling 1-ply for $10 , 2-ply for $20 a roll

It’s been 2 weeks and I haven’t used one roll yet. What do people do with the stuff? Or am I weird that I only take one dump a day?

Hey, in the XIX century, they used those things as fuel for locomotives. (Sam Clemens joked about this and now people think it was true.)

The problem is the quarantine’s just about over and the comics are just now starting to catch up with the virus jokes.

left hand and a bowl of water— like the rest of the world :)

And it’s with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to our colleagues, as both passed away. For as it turned out, the mummy was infected with the EbolaSARS-ZikaMERS-HantaCovid-Chikungunya! Plus there was something about selling infected toilet paper, but I guess we’ll never know.

One of my relatives?

Hopefully, they’ll get cursed.

dave chappelle voice modern day problems require prehistoric solutions

And you thought your finger went through your TP easy.

For centuries, European artists adorned their canvases with pigment made from the pulverized remains of ancient Egyptians.

$69.99 for 6 rolls. As gouged on Facebook

The best Covid-themed comic so far!

Tut, Tut, Tut, that’s no way to treat your mummy.

And Boy, will clog a toilet!

Well that’s a new take on the old Grave Robber concept.

I was wondering how long it would be before cartoonists starting incorporating current events into their stories!

The Australians will pay a fortune for toilet paper!