Close to Home by John McPherson for May 21, 2020

You win lets go shave together.

Wow, that was a close shave.

Caution: do NOT check her armpits…

She ought to know that the beard tickles.

Make it a cooperative effort. It’ll wear the weary hours down. :-)

Spare hair is fair! G.Carlin

You shave my beard. I’ll shave your legs. All the way.

Legs wouldn’t bother me that much. To win against me she’d have to go armpits.

Ooh! Kinky, Bleeb!

Furrier and furrier.

I shaved my beard when Covid-19 first came up in February. They said that touching your face was bad, and I knew that I would touch my face less if I didn’t have a beard. Also, Masks work better without facial hair.

Wouldn’t work on me. I like hair. To much information? Yeah, probably. Sorry.

We need to see her armpits to know if she went all the way. Bleeb that little devil likes them hairy.

An Italian girl friend. Nothing unusual to see here folks.

“Shave those sticks, porcupine!“ …“Oh yeah, right after you crop that mop, cromagnon!“ “Okay, you win, I’m gonna go shave…but that cromagnon thing was a little hurtful!“

Compromise. Maybe they could both shave their legs.

She certainly went all out for this.

Better shave the beard before she shaves her legs, the razor won’t make it pass the legs.

What makes you think she’s not hinting for you to shave your legs, too?

Stubble: on a man it’s sexy, but on a woman it’s birth control.

I had trouble getting past her feet, looks like she has TWO big toes on the same foot!

My bride demanded I grow my beard back after my neck surgery. It’s been as far as my belt buckle, but now it just hangs to my fat gut.

She’s got a hairy But?

It’s just a shame that it had to come to that. You don’t need to go out of the house to shave your dang face.