Close to Home by John McPherson for June 26, 2020

HELLO WALLY!

Well at least the bird isn’t flying at full mast. The ultimate in body language LOL

Yo Bleeb, you’re observing the human thing. Shrug shrug

Congratulations.

Oh yeah. This is the prerequisite class for the Dale Carnegie “How to win friends and influence people” class. I took the Carnegie class a long time ago. It wore off. I’m okay now.

Time for a telethon. Where’s Jerry Lewis?

Do you really see anyone sit or stand up straight anymore? A positive image goes a long way.

(Rolls eyes and slaps forehead)

“Why are you on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water?” “It’s body language dummy, I’m trying to tell you; let’s go get some seafood!”

I think that we’ll dispense with the part where we say “Stand up and be counted”

Bleeb’s body language is just fine. He must be there strictly to observe.

Yeah, whatever, Wally.

Thought that was the “Irish yoga” class

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.