Close to Home by John McPherson for August 07, 2020

Probably not the most comfortable though.

I hope she keeps track of what’s on ‘her’ screen.

“Are you smarter than an iPhone?”. Calling Jeff Foxworthy.

Interesting concept. But even with regular phones kids pay more attention to them with texting and Facebooking than they do the teachers.

What is the solution for the equation?

As soon as I saw it was algebra she lost me.

“Modern day problems require modern day solutions” -Dave Chapelle

O-k, what is the answer?

Uh … can I phone a friend?

Potentially an alarming trend?

That’s Phoney!

“Okay Johnny, it’s your turn to solve the equation on the board. Yes ma’am, the answer is… 505 NETWORK ERROR: YOUR TEXT MESSAGE FAILED TO REACH THE INTENDED USER, OR THE NUMBER IS NO LONGER VALID. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. “

“Look that slut Jenny has a hickey, she makes me sooooo angry.”

Bleeb! Eyes front.

That’s fine, until they learn how to push her buttons.

Until they all rushed towards her and started wildly tapping on the screen!

The answer is 42, It’s always 42.

Okay. My Halloween is taken care of this year.

That’s about what it takes sometimes.

This is 3 separate equations for grade school kids (see the toon). So it is not a complex multi-solution simultaneous equation system here. Just very basic stuff. But it has been a fun ride!