It’s people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They’re making our food out of people. Next thing they’ll be breeding us like cattle for food. You’ve gotta tell them. You’ve gotta tell them!
I promise, Tiger. I promise. I’ll tell the exchange… but it’s actually turtles! They’re using turtles.
Turtles? Oh! Okay, in that case, I’m not so upset… I guess I’ll calm down. I’m kinda hungry now, what about you?
allen@home about 4 years ago
Hit the siren switch Bleeb. Scare the crap out of everyone.
Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago
“We were trying to get to the Shell station.”
David Henderson about 4 years ago
27 feet per hour is 0.0051136 miles per hour. Or 195.5 hours per mile. A little over 8 days per mile.
eromlig about 4 years ago
It was that damned snail tailgating me, Sir!
whahoppened about 4 years ago
He can do faster than that without the car! He beat a rabbit, ya know!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 4 years ago
Find this rather disturbing.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Have him race the sloth
jbduncan about 4 years ago
My brother had a car like that.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Turtle in a convertible? A turtle cop in a hard top? aaaagh! So many quips. Must…go…to…work.
Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Did you see that S car go??
saltylife16 about 4 years ago
Man, get a hobby. LOL
Amra Leo about 4 years ago
Huh. I wonder what Bleeb did to warrant being in the back of a squad car?
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Snapping at the public will not make you very popular. Fortunately, you don’t give a corpulent capybara’s can about this.
BruceDensley about 4 years ago
Sounds like the tourists we get around here that drive 20 mph below the speed limit on a 2 lane road.
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
… and now, sit back and enjoy a classic.
It’s people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They’re making our food out of people. Next thing they’ll be breeding us like cattle for food. You’ve gotta tell them. You’ve gotta tell them!
I promise, Tiger. I promise. I’ll tell the exchange… but it’s actually turtles! They’re using turtles.
Turtles? Oh! Okay, in that case, I’m not so upset… I guess I’ll calm down. I’m kinda hungry now, what about you?
I could eat!
dmagoon202ii about 4 years ago
Did the world (or a local part of it) get sprayed (humans and turtles) with the Foot Clan’s mutagen?
sandflea about 4 years ago
Is Mitch the driver or the cop?
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
That’ll leave them shell shocked.
MissScarlet Premium Member about 4 years ago
Oh, come on, how did that cop get pants on under his shell?
namelocdet about 4 years ago
Bleeb is going on a ride-along.
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
Traffic was at a crawl. I didn’t realize that was normal.
Lightpainter about 4 years ago
I wonder how long it took the cop to catch up and pull him over.