“Well then there Blue, if you can’t get me out my gym membership, then where’s my pizza and beer? I haven’t drunked so much that I’m drink! Have another beer, then it’s back into the bottle with your blue butt! Your bottle… not that empty beer bottle! By the way, I’m still waiting on that pizza and beer. I always wanted to ask you sump’n ‘ner, ol’ blue. If you can do anything you want…why the heck are you still blue? Heeheehee-hoo! I ain’t feelin’ so good, I think I might have actually overdone it just a leeeeeeeetle bit. Yo! Blue! Don’t step on that weird little yellow alien bug lookin’ thing, cause I ain’t cleanin’ that up!”
allen@home over 4 years ago
To hell with world hunger and climate change. If you can’t get me out of my gym membership can you a least make me rich and famous.
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
Don’t even ask about the timeshare.
Leojim over 4 years ago
Win, win, win. End hunger, and climate change, and make me get in shape. Can’t beat that LOL Even Bleeb thinks it’s a good deal.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago
Not considering how complicated it is to get out of Facebook .
eromlig over 4 years ago
Just try explaining women to him; the gym membership is a snap in comparison.
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
He could ask for a cure for covid, but he looks like the type that likes staying indoors alone
jbduncan over 4 years ago
Haven’t seen one of those undershirts in quite a while. Very becoming!
Nyckname over 4 years ago
“Let me see that map of the Middle East again.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I have no hope. …sigh
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
It must be February. Christmas gift membership, new jogging outfit, New Year’s resolution, and went to the gym once.
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Be careful what you wish for: End hunger, end global warming, peace in the Middle East.
Easy-peasy wipe out humanity… done!
garysmigs over 4 years ago
an acre or two of zucchini would solve world hunger…and “climate change” as man-made is faux science!
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Well then there Blue, if you can’t get me out my gym membership, then where’s my pizza and beer? I haven’t drunked so much that I’m drink! Have another beer, then it’s back into the bottle with your blue butt! Your bottle… not that empty beer bottle! By the way, I’m still waiting on that pizza and beer. I always wanted to ask you sump’n ‘ner, ol’ blue. If you can do anything you want…why the heck are you still blue? Heeheehee-hoo! I ain’t feelin’ so good, I think I might have actually overdone it just a leeeeeeeetle bit. Yo! Blue! Don’t step on that weird little yellow alien bug lookin’ thing, cause I ain’t cleanin’ that up!”
Nuri the Turk Premium Member over 4 years ago
Can anyone tell me what the little creatures with the antennae are called? My brother asked me and I don’t know.
geese28 over 4 years ago
Why not just be filthy rich?
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
I have the sense this guy already has three other wishes lined up.
paranormal over 4 years ago
Another ball of whacks alright!
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
I wish that you looked like the blonde in the television series.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Flagrantly violate the gym rules or general social norms. If you’re lucky, they will even refund you a month or two when they kick you out.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
If you’re tired of being fat and ugly, join a gym and just be ugly.