Close to Home by John McPherson for October 01, 2020

More or less the same comic from a few days ago. Just different symptoms.

Hey, enjoy it — lots of times, all Lennie Peterson does is change his birthday greeting…and have you noticed how many desert island gags Mason Mastroianni has?

“Wait a minute. Didn’t I say that line on the other side of the record?”

Poor maligned meatloaf

Wow, this guy really needs a new diet, or at least a new dietitian. His meat options suc.

De ja vu?

Better than Spam!

John McPherson – At least when your memory is fading, you can hide your own Easter eggs!

I think I’ll just have the tapioca or lime jello.

Ever notice that the side effects list is never ending and they are much worse than the original ailment? A cold remedy that can cause thoughts of suicide? I’ll keep the cold thank you very much.

I’m sure the hard working cooks find this hilarious.

This is basically the same joke from September 21st, it’s just been “gently” stirred!

McPherson must be checking to see if we’re paying atten….OOOH LOOK, A SQUIRREL!

How about some wisdom from Grampa…

I was working in the yard once with my ol’ Grampa, and he said: “Watch where you walk, Dobe! See that hole in the yard over there that I filled with ashes from the fireplace? That’s a Mole hole, and if you were to accidentally step in it… well, that’d make you an ashmole, son!”

It took a while to understand what he meant!

At least you have been warned…..

oh my word…

An angry mob is forming. Come on people let’s keep this in perspective.

Meatloaf AGAIN? (hears engine revving)

Bleeb doesn’t look so hot. Little Alien Dude? You didn’t eat the meatloaf, did you???? Hold my beer while I search for an antidote. Or, maybe the beer will work! :)

Let’s face it, you might as well get last rights.

Bleeb is feeling Deja Vu ..