Close to Home by John McPherson for November 02, 2020

Even Bleeb has a card. Nice

No comprendo, doesn’t fit in my world.

John, I do believe you have started a new line of cards. Thank you!

I fear that these cards will just mask their true feelings.

Getting extraordinarily specific with greeting cards, are they? This is stolen, but I don’t know from whom.

So! You’ve been elected Thane of Cawdor!

I would only send that kind of card from an ICU, having been diagnosed with Covid-19.

Probably a lot of “sorry, not sorry” messages, these days.

I’m not sorry

Wear a mask and wear it right or keep away

(Immediate family excluded)

And they’re all already signed. “From Karen!”

It´s only Facebook! You can´t be sure the other user is what they say they are, so WHO CARES! Try getting real friends!

Aren’t those in the “Sorry you’re an idiot” section?

(To save knuckle draggers the bother, notice that the people browsing are wearing masks, so they aren’t the idiots.)

Why send a real card today when you can send an email card instead? Very 20th century!

who sends cards these days??? especially to Facebook ex-friends! I’ll bet they don’t get any snail mail!

Wanna hear something interesting? I hear masks are required to be worn…..at Zoom meetings smh

What we need is a Gulliver to travel here and tell us how to sort out our mask wars.

Dear Lisa,

I’m so sorry that we argued over masks. We’ve been best friends for so long and this is just such a trivial thing. I sincerely hope that we can go back to being friends again.

Sincerely… Julie

PS: I hope you enjoy this greeting card because… I MADE IT OUT OF A USED MASK you #%*@$/& &$/@^%#!!!

Are there 2 Bleebs? One in a card (next to the woman’s right shoulder) and one in the top rack?

ehh

I don’t know why Bleeb would be on a card and I definitely don’t know why he’s at the top of the rack. His normal viewing location is on the floor looking up.

The Bleeb card should cheer someone up.

Next will be “Sorry I didn’t vote for your Presidential choice”.

They really DO have a card for every occasion that may occur (and probably some that never will… )

Can I get some of those for some of the restaurants and businesses I used to frequent?

Next up, sorry I unfriended you over politics. Too bad no one will buy them.

I’d buy a Bleeb card.