Close to Home by John McPherson for December 29, 2020

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    You don’t HAVE to get it signed.

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    He got better!

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like he also conquered anorexia nervosa!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Never meet your heros.”

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    JOHNNNNN-SON!!

    Yes sir, you boomed, sir?

    Johnson, I’m getting a little nervous here! We’re playing reruns while we get through this, and with the alien chasing characters on other sets, harassing the female characters, not showing up for shoots, and just being an all around pain in my @$$, I’ve had it! Where is the bug anyway, Johnson?

    Yes sir, the bug… er, Mr. Bleeb is in his dressing room… enjoying some, uh, refreshments, sir. As he is known to do, sir.

    Well go get him, Johnson! I wanna talk to him about my little “trip-to-HR” over him trying to stick dollars in a pole-dancing elf characters G-String!

    It was an elf costume… and yes sir, right away, sir!

    Well, where is he Johnson?!

    Well sir, he’s still in his dressing room with a bottle of bourbon, sir! And he said to tell you… er, his words sir, not mine,… to umm “shut your jibber hole, and order him a cheese platter”, sir! But I did tell Mr. Bleeb that you were quite serious about it, sir!

    Well, what’d he say, Johnson?

    Well sir, again… his words, not mine, but his last words were “that he might not be here for the next scene” and… “bite me”… sir. Again, his words… not mine, sir.

    Johnson, that alien bug is giving me gas!

    Umm, yes sir, I understand, sir. (I’m sure it couldn’t possibly be all that pastrami you shovel into your… jibber hole)

    What was that, Johnson?!

    Nothing sir, nothing… just thinking out-loud, sir!

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    saltylife16  almost 4 years ago

    Too much time on somebody’s hands.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He grew up, not a kid any more, but he paid for it!

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    He looks like he’d punch them as a free gift

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    You kids better not criticize the author in any way…..or else.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    Develop a sense of humor and learn to draw.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Something tells me he had a ghostwriter.

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    sobrown51  almost 4 years ago

    Perhaps it’s Tuesday. That’s when he has enough money to pay everyone back.

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    The Tooninator creator almost 4 years ago

    HI FOLKS! Sorry there is no Bleeb this week. He wanted a week off to visit his family on Zorkon, but will be back this coming Sunday.

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