Close to Home by John McPherson for March 21, 2022

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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m afraid to ask what he does for her.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    She is a tall one!

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    that makes him living in 5D, right?

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    nyrB Premium Member over 2 years ago

    wouldn’t it be easier to sit at the edge of the hole with your feet down into the next apartment?

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    Technicholls  over 2 years ago

    Bleeb’s over with the can of beer.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 2 years ago

    Mrs. Cragner has a very hairy arm.

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    pnemonic  over 2 years ago

    go see FootDocDana

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They do seem to be getting further away year after year.

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Wonder what she wanted in return….

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Mrs Cragner…nipping at his toes…..EW

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    what else does she take care of thru the hole hmmm?

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    flatempest  over 2 years ago

    That is gross, but clever.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Um… good morning Mrs. Cragner… I uh…. fell through the hole, again!

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    Jim2g  over 2 years ago

    Is there two bleebs on the dresser one in the cup

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    John9  over 2 years ago

    I used to cut my late loving wife’s toenails and shave her legs too. It was just something that happened and she enjoyed the extra attention.

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    First you can’t see your feet, then you can’t reach them?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This could be very bad when, in the middle of the dark night, he wakes up with the call of nature and decides to head to the bathroom

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You mean they aren’t on a first name basis yet?

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    Perkycat  over 2 years ago

    There should be an age when your toenails just stop growing ~ who needs them!!

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Mrs Cragner appears to have foot fetish.

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    RobinHood  over 2 years ago

    Did Mrs. Cragner knock three times on the ceiling?

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    sfrench  over 2 years ago

    I’m almost 8 months pregnant…sign me up for this service!

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    Aficionado  over 2 years ago

    My wife dragged me into a nail shop for a pedicure about 5 years ago. I was hooked immediately, haven’t cut my toenails since.

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    mbrahms26  over 2 years ago

    Uh, that’s not Mrs. Cragner!

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    mandy052878  over 2 years ago

    eww

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    vacman  over 2 years ago

    Does she make house calls?

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Is Mrs. Cragner’s apartment actually a Toe Away zone?

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    I could use that service, but I live in the basement, so I would hate to see who would come up from below.

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