Close to Home by John McPherson for October 03, 2022

Got your penny’s worth

insults while you weight!

That shouldn’t be a fortune. “Wasting money” helps keep the scale company in business.;-D

Accurate at least.

Wheres Bleeb?

It’s a Bleebless Monday. :(

“Help! I’m being held inside this machine and being forced to pass fortunes through this little slot!”

Bleeb must be lost in her blob of yellow and black hair.

Not a “Fortune” more a statement of fact.

I don’t believe in horoscopes because my fortune cookie said they were fake.

Ouch! My weight and the truth!? That’s a lot of brutal for a quarter.

Whatever, the advice was on target!

I’ll bet she pays for cable news, too.

“Oh look, my lucky numbers , lets go buy some lotto tickets”

“And do you really want to know your weight?”

….and her weight?

Hey at least it’s honest

“…just sayin’. “

“… in bed. “

“One at a time on the scale, please”

Oooh, burn.

Like anti social media????