Close to Home by John McPherson for February 11, 2023

She is a real cootie though!

That’s a wise decision.

Hairy dilemma

Plus, she appears to have been chasing parked cars…

Ohhh…..that’s nasty !

With hair down there, she probably has head mice as well.

That would certainly discourage me!

Did Bleeb get sick again? Take care of yourself Bleeb!

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

A day without Bleeb is like a day without sunshine.

(looks outside)

See, there you go.

If so they are really dim. I don’t see any lights.

Are they talking about the white stuff you get with chop suey? Or the little bugs?

Yikes!

Ewwwwwww!

Not to mention covid, typhoid, and std.

Ew! He’s got the heebeejeebees now!

Better get about thirty bottles of Kwell.

Uh, oh. Did, Bleeb suffer a relapse.

Get a stagecoach-sized bottle of Head and Shoulders

And it might not hold due to the split ends problem…

With all that hair, that could be terminal.

She’s a lousy excuse for a human being.

O Bleeb, Bleeb, wherefore art thou, Bleeb?

Fake news ! It ain’t lice, it’s Bleeb exploring her scalp.

At least if you find a hair in your soup, you’ll know where it came from.

Lice/cotties I would not wish them on anyone! It is such a hassle to get “rid” of.

oh the irony

As long as she don’t have crabs…

I didn’t know Rapunzel had corrective lenses! ;-p

That’s nothing. You should see the bed bugs at Sleeping Beauty’s place!