Close to Home by John McPherson for April 20, 2023

Should Bleeb cover his antennae or his eyes?!

You might want to have a another plumber on stand by.

she’s used to it – go ahead

You just shouldn’t try to flush those things. It almost always causes a clog.

that’s a sink plunger, not a toilet plunger.

You might also want to be stationed next to the valve that controls the water supply to the bathroom.

You may wanna cover your eyes, too…

… ‘cause you’re about to see some serious plumbers butt!

Cabela’s actually sold those. I bought one as a gag gift for my son.

“Sorry ma’am, nothing we can do for this toilet. I’m gonna have to put ’er down.”

When plumbers break out the big guns…

Say “NO” to crack.

And you, Mister Plumber, should plug your nose.

I’m pretty sure that guy is the plumber I had out one time…

Is this gentler on pipes than just using a cherry bomb? There’s no substitute for unclogging pipes with gunpowder.

Yup. If you can’t fix it, put it out of its misery. The country way.

It’s worth a shot…

Another version of the Big Bang Theory

Remember those cans of compressed air used to unclog drains? Ever wonder how many pipes they burst?

This is what you get for hiring a plumber off of Craig’s List

After receiving too many negative reviews on Angie’s list, Smackwater Jack began to suspect that plumbing wasn’t his calling.

To quote Ace Ventura: Do NOT go in there!

Ooh the good ol septic shotgun method.

You might want cover yourself in visqueen too, for resulting explosion.

Thank God for the second amendment…

They’s gonna be 12 guage pandemonium right quick!