Close to Home by John McPherson for July 09, 2023

well, Sharks will have fun with the fast food

And Bleeb has a front row seat. Watching the fun from the window.

♪   Slip slidin’ away

Wheeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeee!

a jolly pirate.

Sharks gotta eat too!

Get ready to close your eyes Bleeb. The fun part isn’t gonna last long.

Welp, you’re goin’ into the drink anyway…

… so, you might as well see if you can pull off that Triple Lindy you’ve been wantin’ to try!

A feeding frenzy awaits…

Hey! Sharks gotta eat too!

Captain Red Beard Rum, eventually met a bad end.

How come there is never a blond beard?

Slide or die

Look, I know I F’ed up. But, can’t you just let it slide? Please?

could be worse, they could be singing Baby Shark as he goes

And they’ll rate your performance.

Swimming with the sharks, an innocent man’s nightmare…

July is Shark Week all month long!

The slide slopes upward at the end. The prisoner will not fly off, just be stuck on it to starve.

Can I wear a real pirate hat, too?