Close to Home by John McPherson for July 12, 2024

What’s da woist t’ing about givin’ a friend a ride? Gettin’ dat smell outta da trunk!

Gino ‘the map’ Garminni.

Refiggering.

Youse trying to turn here….fugettaboutit

“Would yuz like ta start a root?”

“Yeah”

“Okay den, stotin’ da root ta Louie’s hideout!”

They Paint Houses, Don’t They?

Hoffa!

LOL!

…“Leave the gun, take the cannoli“.

I was expecting “Gangster positioning system” before I scrolled down.

“Dis here’s where yous goes for some good coffee and spaghetti on your ways back.”

Kinda like getting directions out in the country where they tell you to look for a tree that was cut down 20 years ago or the house that burned down and is no longer there.

“onta” Elm Street.

Godfather Positioning System.

It knows too much. Fix it. :)

Tom Tommy Gun Go.

“ I was never here, so take me off the dashboard. Capiche?”

Ha! And They still have no idea where they are.

Youse forgot da cement overshoes???? The boss ain’t gonna like that! :)

If it’s like the normal GPS they’ll be dumping the body at the police station.

Anybody else hearing Joe Pesci’s voice?

Any good cannoli spots along the way?

“… and fuggetaboutit.”