Close to Home by John McPherson for November 29, 2024

All washed up

they have a high turnover rate for employees )and cars)

We need to recalibrate the “spin” dry!

The attendant appears to be made of asphalt and the underside of the car looks like a Hot Wheels®!

Bleeb’s hanging on to the top of the brushes for dear life!

Sorry, but there are no refunds when the vehicle comes out clean.

I’ve seen some car wash disaster videos. My worst was my box in the truck bed opened up when the drier hurricane hit it and spread stuff everywhere. An attendant helped me pick up stuff, LOL! I made sure I removed it before every wash after that.

Seems to be modelled after the Hot Wheels racing track launcher.

What kinks?

The downside is, you are upside down… with your downside up…

… the upside is, your downside is clean!

Those car washes scare me….

Why was the attendant not colorized?

Kinky

The brushes get snagged on trim.

At least they’ll probably wash the underside this time

Ha! This is what happens when you choose the cyclone cycle!

There’s a spin cycle?

The tunnel of kink.

Bleeb should be flying out any moment now.

at least the car is clean, tho!

A friend absentmindedly went in the wash talking on her phone and looked up to see her wide open sunroof just as the car went into the spray lol

Jimmy’s Car Wash is all washed up!