Close to Home by John McPherson for February 04, 2025

that is quite a stretch!

This reminds me of Barney trying to get taller before his physical.

Better work on your tan, too.

He meant that he stands on the sideline and points to the opponants he thinks will be trouble.

I think I heard sump’n POP!

Stretching! First I thought it was the Marines, then looked at the spelling again. Get some PT.

I’m betting that the only thing that ends up being stretched is his story… or maybe the cables attached to the ceiling.

Years later, the authorities pulled his body out of the East River.

He could kneecap his opponents.