Close to Home by John McPherson for March 10, 2025

I wonder if it worked.

I’m guessing…no

And, if you go really fast in reverse, you can visit the past!

… and MENSA rejected Josh’s application why?

Way to go John. Bunch of people won’t be able to resist trying this.

If you get a text about your Easy Pass in arrears, it is a scam!!

backwards logic

Seems logical to me!

Great, stop giving idiots ideas.

Too dangerous for Bleeb?

Must not be in northern California – all of the toll bridges have gotten rid of toll takers, and every lane is FasTrak (California’s automatic toll system), or a camera takes a photo of the license plate and then the registered car owner is sent a bill – which, of course, leads to scammers sending texts claiming to be from FasTrak with “overdue tolls” which you can “conveniently” pay by clicking on the attached link; have your credit card (or, to avoid a “hefty credit card processing fee,” a bank account number) ready

So that’s what reverse psychology means.

Nice try, ding bat! You’ll be getting a ticket in the mail for obstructing traffic at the toll gate!